Today some girl asked to pet Scare and I just said “no” and she seemed so flabergasted and just walked away. I have learned to be very rude! and I feel good about it. strong. I protect my dingolope.

Some little girl walked by and patted Scherzo on the head. I laughed and her mom gave her a stern talking to about asking to pet peoples dogs. Then some guy was standing at the cross walk and turned and saw us and just started walking back at us, we were like 30 ft away, making annoying mouth noises at her, with his hand outstretched in anticipation and I said “no” and he said “no?” and then he turned and dejectedly walked back to his wife. HAAHA I’m like the soup nazi, but the pet nazi: NO PETS FOR YOU!